Wednesday,  September 13, 2000


''The Watcher'' tops sluggish box office 

By Steve Gorman

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Crime thriller ``The Watcher,'' starring Keanu Reeves in a rare bad-guy role, topped a sluggish weekend at the North
American box office, according to studio estimates issued Sunday.

``The Watcher,'' released by Universal Pictures, opened with a modest $9.1 million in ticket sales for the Friday-through-Sunday period.

The film stars Reeves, best known for his hero roles in ''Speed'' and ``The Matrix,'' as a serial killer locked in a cat-and-mouse game with an FBI
agent played by James Spader. Oscar-winning actress Marisa Tomei co-stars as Spader's compassionate shrink.

Another new release this weekend, the dark comedy ``Nurse Betty'' (USA Films), starring Renee Zellweger in the title role, grossed $7.3 million
to place No. 2 at the box office. The movie, which has garnered mixed reviews, co-stars Greg Kinnear, Morgan Freeman and comedian Chris
Rock.

After three weekends at the top of the box office heap, the high school cheerleader comedy ``Bring It On'' (Universal) slipped to No. 3 with $6.5
million in ticket receipts, pushing its cumulative total to $44.5 million.

The other big release this weekend, ``The Way of the Gun'' (Artisan), a bullet-ridden crime drama about a kidnapping that goes awry, grossed
$2.2 million to enter the box office chart at No. 9.

The Jennifer Lopez psychological thriller ``The Cell'' (New Line Cinema), which enjoyed a No. 1 opening last month, dropped to fourth place in
its fourth weekend, grossing $3.5 million. Its domestic total now stands at $51.2 million.

Clint Eastwood's astronaut adventure ``Space Cowboys'' (Warner Bros.) grossed $2.9 million in its sixth weekend, slipping two notches to No. 5.
Its total haul to date has grown to $78.8 million.

Overall, the end-of-the-summer doldrums continued with the seventh straight weekend of declining ticket sales, compared to the year-ago
period.

The top 12 films together grossed a lackluster $44.7 million, down 28 percent from the same weekend last year, according to box office tracking
service Exhibitor Relations Co. That marked the slowest weekend in North America since Super Bowl weekend at the end of January, an
Exhibitor Relations spokesman said.

Among the latest top 10 movies, the thriller ``What Lies Beneath,'' starring Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer, leads the pack in terms of
cumulative ticket sales, raking in $142.5 million after eight weekends in release. The DreamWorks picture grossed $2.9 million this weekend to
remain at No. 6.

Rounding out this week's top 10 films were: ``The Original Kings of Comedy'' (Paramount Pictures), holding at No. 7 in its fourth weekend with
$2.5 million; ``The Art of War'' (Warner Bros.), slipping four spots to No. 8 with $2.4 million in its third weekend; and ``Highlander: Endgame''
(Miramax Films), dipping five places to No. 10 with $1.8 million.

Reuters/Variety 

The top 10 movies at the box office 

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Following are the top 10 movies at the North American box office for the Sept. 8-10 weekend, according to studio
estimates collected Sunday by Reuters. Final data will be issued Monday.

1 (+) The Watcher .................... $ 9.1 million

BOX OFFICE SO FAR: $9,100,000

2 (+) Nurse Betty .................... $ 7.3 million

BOX OFFICE SO FAR:  $7,300,000

3 (1) Bring It On .................... $ 6.5 million

BOX OFFICE SO FAR:  $44,500,000

4 (2) The Cell ....................... $ 3.5 million

BOX OFFICE SO FAR:  $51,200,000

5 (3) Space Cowboys .................. $ 3.3 million

BOX OFFICE SO FAR:  $78,800,000

6 (6) What Lies Beneath .............. $ 2.9 million

BOX OFFICE SO FAR:  $142,500,000

7 (7) The Original Kings of Comedy ... $ 2.5 million

BOX OFFICE SO FAR:  $32,000,000

8 (4) The Art of War ................. $ 2.4 million

BOX OFFICE SO FAR:  $25,000,000

9 (+) The Way of the Gun ..............$ 2.2 million

BOX OFFICE SO FAR:  $2,200,000

10 (5) Highlander: Endgame ............ $ 1.8 million

BOX OFFICE SO FAR:  $9,000,000

NOTE: Last weekend's position in parenthesis. + - new release.

JOHN L.: No excuses this week, Hollywood.  The reason the box office totals for this weekend are so low is because none of the movies out right now are must sees for the public.  Three new movies came out this week, but none could make more than $10 million.  There was no real competition to keep people away that wanted to see a movie.  No Survivor, no sports championship, no real political turmoil, no airplane crash, no terrorist threat, and no snowstorm to keep people home.  Piano wire killers, crazy nurse wannabes, and pregnant surrogates with shotguns were enough for people to try to stay home and read to their kids.  I was in the minority this week and actually went to see a movie in a theater.  It was "Nurse Betty."  After seeing it, I know why it only made $7 million.  I also saw "Any Given Sunday" on video and will have an appropriate review of this Oliver Stone epic.  Lots to cover on a poor weekend at the B.O.

Our number one movie this week, "The Watcher," is somewhat of a shock to me.  With one Keanu Reeves movie eliminated from the top 10, we are still stuck with this mess.  I thought people have had their fill of "whoas" since so many have his "Matrix" movie in their video collection that TW would fail.  I guess I was right since $9 million is not a whole lot for an opening weekend of a wide release.  However, it did have a strong promotional campaign with its previews showing up everywhere on television and before cinema movies started.  But, it also had James Spader, and his name in the credits means very little.  This is also the second serial killer movie to come out in the past month and 2 is too much.  I seriously considered seeing this, but I chose not to since I generally hate serial killer movies with a passion since they try to be all real and dramatic, but they are the most unrealistic things in film.  If a real serial killer ever acted like the ones in the movies, there would be no serial killers.  In the Watcher, Reeves is killing  "young women with piano wire" like he has been doing for some time.  Of course since this is a movie, there can only be one cop tracking this madman, and that is James Spader.  For some reason, Reeves is getting bored and wants to spice things up by sending photographs to the police of his next victim and giving them a day to find her before he kills her.  What the hell?  Just kill her and go about your business.  If you want to get caught so bad, just do a Kevin Spacey in "Seven" and walk into the 23rd precinct with your hands up.  What is amazing is how the cops take forever to catch the killers when they are constantly given clues. It's like they're fighting the Riddler or something who is compelled to give riddles to foreshadow his next caper.  In real life, serial killers kill their victim, dump them in the woods and hope they did not leave any incriminating carpet fibers to be traced back to their apartment.   If you want to see good detective work, watch those HBO Autopsy specials.  They show how you really cannot get away with anything.  What happens at the end of most of these serial killer movies is the killer is wondering why he is being shot in the forehead when he or she was committing the perfect crimes.  Reeves was getting away with murder for a long time, but then he gets cocky and has to fight off the advances of Spader and his psychologist  played by Marisa Tomei.  I could give rules on what serial killers should do to not get caught, but I don't think it would be a public service.  The rules are simple, but very difficult to execute, if I may say.  My suggestion is don't take up the practice of killing people.  Go by that rule and you should be alright.  Oh, and avoid serial killer movies and you might be a whole lot better.  Reeves has disowned his involvement in this film and was forced to film it because of a 10 year old handshake.  He did it so he wouldn't be sued like Kim Basinger was for dropping out of "Boxing Helena."  Sometimes you gotta take your chances.

NURSE BETTY - FULL REVIEW

This is the star making vehicle for Mrs. James Carrey, Renee Zellweger.  I am not a fan, but I gave her a chance this week to impress me with this movie about a woman who goes insane after she sees her husband murdered by Chris Rock and Morgan Freeman.  The last thing she was watching before the shocking murder is a soap opera and she becomes convinced that the actor playing the doctor (Greg Kinnear)  is actually her ex fiancé and see gets on the road headed for Los Angeles with Freeman and Rock trying to catch her before she goes to the police.  The movie has a problem of figuring out if it wants to be a comedy or a dark drama with comedic moments. It starts out light enough with Renee being a fan of Kinnear and wanting to be a real nurse since she is so inspired by the TV show.  Unfortunately, her husband is involved in bad drug deal and gets scalped for his troubles, and I do mean the top of his head is cut off.  When this happened, I'm like, "what the hell?"  Was that really necessary?  A simple gunshot in the heart would have sufficed, but for some reason they decided to go old school, like 19th century Native American.  But then, the movie jumps to this light tone as Renee goes catatonic and goes on her quest.  She has the missing drugs her husband stole in the trunk of her car unbeknownst to her.  She meets people who like her but then get confused when she talks about the show as being real.  This whole middle part of the film is what I did not like.  These scenes of "oh you are one crazy broad" when she says "David Ravel loves me" are ridiculous and not funny. You just sit there waiting for the moment when she realizes she is a widow and not engaged.  The big scene does come, and is more pathetic than interesting.  She also has no chemistry between herself and Kinnear.  Kinnear is in full "Talk Soup" mode with his big grin and crazy eyebrows.  He may have been good in "As Good as it Gets" playing a gay character, but here he is playing another smart aleck like in "Playing God" and "Mystery Men."  Now he is an actor playing an actor trying to convince someone he is a real person.  Too confusing.  He is okay, but he was not given a part with any meat to it.  Chris Rock plays the darkest character and is the main villain.  You want to laugh when he shows up and you do when he throws out some of his lines, but he is definitely a crazy thug.  It is a bit unsettling when he gets violent.  Rock is too recognized as a comedian and not as a hitman.  Right now he is typecast and it hurts his performance in the film.  The best thing in the movie is Morgan "Easy Reader" Freeman.  This guy has played villains before like in "Street Smart" and received and Oscar nomination for it.  I have been a fan of his since the 1970s when he played Easy Reader on the PBS show, "Electric Company."  In this movie he plays a villain with a bit of a heart of gold as he becomes obsessed with the picture of Renee as he crosses the country to kill her.  He has 2 big scenes with Zellweger and has more chemistry with her than she has with anyone else in the movie.  It even looks like they might eventually hook up romantically it gets so intense.  Freeman also plays the character as an intellectual similar to what he does when he plays police officers.  He is good doing this, but for the character he is supposed to be, it does not make sense that a guy this intelligent and well read would be a hitman for hire.  Chris Rock actually played the character more like it would be to make it make sense.  Only problem is it was Chris Rock doing it. Freeman makes you care about him, but you really shouldn't because he kills people for money.   These ambiguities help make the movie a pointless endeavor to watch and not a must see.  There are some good individual scenes such as Freeman and Rock and the Grand Canyon and the final scenes in the Zellweger's home.  The middle part of the movie is just not interesting and the characters are just weak or overwritten.  You might enjoy it if you buy the whole premise, but I did not.  Final Review:  2 stars out of 5; 5 out of 10; C-; thumbs down.  Okay, but way too many faults.

Pulp Fiction is a very evil film.  Many people love this film, not me, but that is another review.  The problem is it keeps inspiring all of these ripoffs of the movie.  It gets to be annoying and the movies are not as good as the original inspiration.  This movie, The Way of the Gun seems to  have that style of guns and crazy fast talking violence that is made to look cool while the leads are assholes, but sympathetic in their patheticness.  Ryan Phillippe and Benicio del Toro are two actors trying to get a good career going in Hollywood but people still can't remember who they are.  Ryan's big movie was "Cruel Intentions" but no one saw it for him.  Benicio the Bull's biggest film was "Usual Suspects."  His role was small, and I hated him in that because he was so hard to understand most of the time.  Juliette Lewis shows up in this as another loser with a gun and is also pregnant.  She seems to attract these crazy gun movies like her "Kalifornia" and "Natural Born Killers" movies.  She also has only had one really successful movie and that was "Cape Fear" and I believe she got an Oscar nomination for that movie.  She is a pretty good actress as long as she is doing what she did in "The Other Sister," but she comes off like she is crazy in real life and it is not just an act.  This was my first choice of movie to see this weekend, but I passed because it looked so pitiful from the previews.  The trailer makes little sense in terms of the actual plot which is usually a death sentence for a movie.  If you cannot explain what it is about in less than 60 seconds, then don't make the movie.  When the one guy falls in the well at the end it gets a laugh, but that is about it.  I also like what I think is a Limp Bizkit song in the trailer.  I find myself saying "it's just one of those days" when know one is looking.  For some reason, Phillippe and The Bull kidnapping a pregnant surrogate mother will give them the fortune that has been avoiding them all of their lives.  Whatever.  The plot did not get over with the fans.  Next.

REST OF THE TOP 10 IN 10:

1.    Bring it On is hanging in there quite well and is a fun movie.

2.    The cheerleaders in the movie are not the hottest, but most of them have pretty faces which does help.

3.    With the success of this film, look for the cheerleaders to go to college next year.

4.    The Cell is staying in there because of the lack of competition.

5.    Look for Space Cowboys to head for Mars in the sequel.

6.    I think that What Lies Beneath could be considered a sleeper since I don't think people thought it make over a $140 million.

7.    Art of War is somehow sticking around, but it is in no way considered a hit film.

8.    This is to all of the white people reading this, go see The Original Kings of Comedy because it is extremely funny and one of the best films of the year.

9.    See a matinee of TOKOC if you are so afraid.

10.    It seems to be the end of Highlander: Endgame.

VIDEO NOSE PICK OF THE WEEK

ANY GIVEN SUNDAY - FULL REVIEW

Al Pacino is a strange actor.  Every scene he does has to be done with exclamation points.  He has to look like he is acting in every scene and it gets annoying.  Even his quieter scenes seem to be on the brink of mayhem.  He is intense and has been since his Serpico and Godfather days.  He plays the head coach of the Sharks in Any Given Sunday who has to put in a third string quaterback to get his team to the playoffs after losing 4 games in a row.  This third stringer is wild man Jamie Foxx who may be a little to unruly to keep the team together.  He turns out to be a good player and helps the team but off the field he gets into conflicts with Pacino, the coach, Cameron Diaz the owner, and L. L. Cool J. as a running back who feels he is not getting the ball enough to improve his football stats.  Also along for the ride is the great Lawrence "Joe Theisman's Daddy" Taylor as a guy trying to finish out his career before he breaks his neck.  All of the acting in this movie is quite good.  Pacino does nothing extraordinary, but his average work is still very good.  Jamie Foxx is very good in a very different role from what he usually does on "In Living Color" and "The Jamie Foxx Show."  He is comedic here, but he has several dramatic scenes that come off pretty well.  He holds back the outrageousness he probably will show in his upcoming film, "Bait."  Taylor has a smaller role, but he has a good natural screen presence and it helps that since he was a football player, he is in his natural element.  Diaz is alright and holds her own with Al, but her character is pretty one note and nothing too special.  Just going by the performances, I would give this movie a strong recommendation.  The problems I have with the film are the weak plot, the poorly directed football games, and the fact that there seems to be too much football and not enough time on getting to know the players.  The plot is weak because there really is none.  It is just a half season of football and the interworkings of who gets to play and why.  They show the players picking up hookers and doing cocaine but there are no consequences shown.  No one overdoses and no one is arrested.  It is funny to see characters doing blow with a real life crackhead like Lawrence Taylor was drinking soda.  It was probably awkward for him to see those scenes filmed.  The football games are shot with quick MTV type cuts that make it hard to follow what is going on at any one time.  They play like a movie and not like a real movie even though the movie is advertised as being realistic.  One game has a guy lose his eye and you see it laying on the field.  It looked more realistic in "Evil Dead 2."  The editing is not good because it is hard to follow the scores of the game. It seems like the director, Oliver Stone, changes scenes in mid plays.  One moment it is 7 to 0 and then the very next scene it is 20 - 24 or something with no flow.  You think, oh, the good guys are getting killed and then the next scene the game is tied with 1 minute left in the fourth quarter.  Since there are so many games in the film and they are all cut like that, it makes the movie very annoying to sit through.  The movie is okay and is better than many football films, but it is not something I would recommend you rush out and see.  Final Review:  2 stars out of 5; 5 out of 10; C-; thumbs down.  For fun go see Nurse Betty and rent AGS.  Just make sure the Tylenol is near by for the headache you are sure to get.

Next week will be a very brief box office report because I am going to be writing a special review of the recent Federal Trade Commission Report, "Marketing Violent Entertainment to Children: a Review of Self-regulation and Industry Practices in the Motion Picture, Music Recordings & Electronic Game Industries."  It says that the mass media is marketing violent entertainment material to children with no regard to protecting them from the products.  It does not want to censor material, but does not want anyone under 17 to see anything that has graphic non sensical violence.  Even though the movies, music, and video games have their own ratings guides, the FTC shows that it does not stop youngsters from accessing potentially harmful material.  You can read the report at www.ftc.gov.  It is very long at 104 pages for the report and about 230 pages of just appendices.  Think of it as an E-Book.  There are summaries of it all over the web as well.  I have a lot to say about this FTC paper and will have a very detailed and long dissertation on why this is going on and how to fix the perceived problems.  FTC really has no answers for why there are these marketing problems and why they appeal to the young so much.  This is a subject that affects me and you no matter how old you are.   My take may be controversial, but I hope it makes people think.  I hope to offer real solutions to the problems the MVETC report addresses.  I have a lot of reading to do.  If I'm lucky, I might change the world.  Bye for now.

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