Monday May 30, 2000

Cruise woos fans with ``Mission'' sequel

By Dean Goodman

LOS ANGELES, May 29 (Reuters) - Mission impossible? Not for Tom Cruise.

The superstar actor kicked up a storm at the North American box office as his ``Mission: Impossible 2'' sold $92.8 million
worth of tickets in its first six days of release, according to studio estimates issued Monday.

Hong Kong director John Woo's stylish sequel is outpacing the 1996 original, which went on to gross $181 million at the
domestic box office and $465 million worldwide. It took 11 days to pass $100 million domestically.

The new film should reach $100 million on Tuesday or Wednesday, its 7th or 8th day of release, said Wayne Lewellen,
president of distribution at Paramount Pictures. He predicted it would end up north of $200 million domestically.

Paramount, a unit of Viacom Inc. (NYSE:VIA - news), released the film in a record 3,653 theaters across the United States
and Canada.

``M:I-2'' combined with a strong slate of holdovers to propel the Memorial Day holiday weekend to a record four-day haul of
$174.7 million for the top 12 films, surpassing the 1997 benchmark of $137.7 million. That year, the big movie was Steven
Spielberg's ``The Lost World: Jurassic Park'' whose $90.2 million opening is a record for any four-day period.

From Friday to Memorial Day Monday, the estimated four-day gross for ``M:I-2'' stands at $71.8 million, No. 2 behind ``Lost
World.''

The four-day sum for the original ``Mission,'' also a Memorial Day release, was $56.8 million, while its six-day haul was $74.9
million. Comparing the ``Mission'' movies on a three-day basis, the first one pulled in $45.4 million, while the sequel has an
estimated $57.8 million, No. 3 on the all-time list.

Paramount's Lewellen said ``M:I-2'' was playing strongly across all demographics and regions, and word-of-mouth was also
benefiting business.

``It's a better movie than the first one,'' he said, alluding to complaints that the plot on the original was incomprehensible.

In the sequel, Cruise reprises his role as secret agent Ethan Hunt. He travels to Australia to save the world from a deadly virus
and to show off his newly acquired martial arts skills. Thandie Newton plays Cruise's love interest, and Anthony Hopkins lands
an unbilled cameo as Cruise's boss.

In addition to starring, Cruise also produced both movies with his business partner Paula Wagner. He was paid $70 million in
fees and bonuses for the first movie, according to a news report quoting Viacom chairman Sumner Redstone.

``M:I-2'' was not the only the only new release in the top 10. ``Shanghai Noon,'' a comedy Western starring Hong Kong action
hero Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson, opened at No. 3 with a four-day haul of $19.5 million.

In between was last weekend's champion ``Dinosaur,'' which pulled in $33.5 million, taking the 11-day tally for the computer
animated flick to $81.9 million. Walt Disney Co. (NYSE:DIS - news) released both ``Shanghai Noon'' and ``Dinosaur.''

The DreamWorks SKG pair of ``Gladiator'' and ``Road Trip'' rounded out the top five with $17.3 million and $14.0 million,
respectively. Their totals are $127.2 million after 25 days and $35.8 million after 11 days.

At the other end of the popularity scale, John Travolta's sci-fi picture ``Battlefield Earth'' solidified its status as the first major
flop of the summer movie season. It tumbled out of the top 10 in its third week of release with just $1.0 million for the four
days. After 18 days in release, it has pulled in about $20.3 million, having cost upwards of $70 million to make. The film was
released domestically by Warner Bros., a unit of Time Warner Inc. (NYSE:TWX - news).

The top 10 movies at the box office

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Following are the top 10 movies at the North American box office for the four-day Memorial
Day holiday weekend, according to studio estimates collected Monday by Reuters. Final data will be issued Tuesday. .

1 (+) Mission: Impossible 2 .. $71.8 million

2 (1) Dinosaur .......... $33.5 million

3 (+) Shanghai Noon ............... $19.5 million

4 (2) Gladiator .............. $17.3 million

5 (3) Road Trip ....... ...... $14.0 million

6 (7) Small Time Crooks ...... $3.9 million

7 (5) Frequency .............. $3.8 million

8 (4) U-571 .................. $3.2 million

9 (8) Center Stage ........... $2.8 million

10 (9) Where the Heart Is ..... $2.0 million

NOTE: Last weekend's position in parenthesis. + - new release.

``Mission: Impossible 2'' is released by Paramount Pictures, a unit of Viacom Inc.

``Dinosaur'' is released by Walt Disney Pictures, and ''Shanghai Noon'' by Touchstone Pictures, both units of Walt Disney Co.
(NYSE:DIS - news).

``Gladiator,'' ``Road Trip'' and ``Small Time Crooks'' are released by DreamWorks SKG, which is privately held.

``Frequency'' is released by New Line Cinema, a unit of Time Warner Inc. (NYSE:TWX - news).

``U-571'' is released by Universal Pictures, a unit of Seagram Co. Ltd. (Toronto:VO.TO - news).

``Center Stage'' is released by Columbia Pictures, a unit of Sony Corp. (6758.T).

``Where the Heart Is'' is released by Twentieth Century Fox, a unit of Fox Entertainment Group Inc. (NYSE:FOX - news).

JOHN L.:  Wow.  It  is a huge weekend at the box office breaking all previous Memorial Day records.  Our soldiers who died in battle would be proud that they saved the world so that this great country can enjoy somewhat mindless forms of entertainment.  That is not a sarcastic comment, I mean it.  I am glad I live in a world where the public can enjoy spys, dinosaurs, cowboys, college students, petty thiefs, U-Boats, gladiators, pregnant teens, and dance troupes and at the same time tell John Travolta that he sucks.  I love America.  The top 5 movies made some mad cash this weekend and it looks like Hollywood will come out looking pretty good this Summer.  I managed to see Dinosaur and Mission Impossible 2 this week and I will have my full reviews of each.  Let's see if they were any good.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 2 - FULL REVIEW

Tom Cruise's latest film has made more money in 6 days than his last 2 movies combined did in their entire runs in theaters last year.  Tom needs to stick to what gets him the big bucks and action and romantic dramas are his cash cows.  Eyes Wide Shut had bad publicity of being too long and having a directors cut that has yet to be released in the United States.  Magnolia was advertised as some kind of art picture so that means the masses stay home and play video games.  The creation of MI:2 is interesting because the first one was so universally hated because of its socalled confusing plot and the fact that the voice on the recorder turned out to be the main villain which violated the whole point of the movie and the tv series. However, MI:1 made about $180 million so eff quality, that amount of dough means let's try again and make it better. Well, this new mission is one that I don't necessarily believe that everyone should accept.  Mission Impossible 2 is not the great action film of the year as it was advertised.  This new movie is somewhat better than the first since it is more focused and it does not try to fool the audience by having crazy heel turns by the good guys. All you get is about 5 or so rip off the mask and aha moments.  The plot is pretty concise by the villain played by Dougray Scott wanting to get his hands on a deadly virus so that he can become rich by selling the antidote to the infected driving the stock price up.  I guess he never realized that if you succeeded in doing something like that you would either be assassinated or arrested before you could spend your first $100.  I have never understood where these meglomaniacal villains are going to spend their money they have stolen.  Scott can't figure out why Cruise is constantly tickling his ass throughout the movie.  You try to blackmail the world, that tends to piss off the IMF.  Cruise's Ethan Hunt character cannot catch the villain alone, he needs a hot little chickie  played by Thandie (Beloved) Newton to do most of the dirty work by stealing digital video tapes, stealing deadly viruses, and stealing the heart of Dougray so that Cruise can eventually try out his newly acquired judo skills.  The problem is that MI:2 takes about an hour to really get going.  The whole first part pretty much focuses on Newton infiltrating the evil lair and Cruise watching her back and having sex with her every once in a while.  The first part tries to have more suspensful scenes than action ones.  There is a bit on a pier as Newton confronts Scott and then the big bit at a race track where Hunt and Newton try to out manuever Scott before he can find out what is going on.  These scenes are okay, but the audience can become a bit restless during these scenes.  However, an hour into the film, Cruise decides to break out the patented 2 fisted John Woo gun battle scenes and a remake of Hunt being lowered down on a wire to secretly infiltrate the complex.  The first movie was a slow very nerve racking scene that was one of the reasons it made so much money.  This time Cruise is dropped real fast because he has very limited time to invade the area.  But by the time this comes along, you are so bored you just sit there and go ho hum.  Also, if you are familiar with the director, John Woo's style, this part is no different than anything you have seen in Face/Off or Woo's best movie, Hard Boiled.   Lots of breaking glass and people flipping in the air in slow motion.  It's okay but nothing too innovative.  The big action sequence is pretty good wth the motorcycle chase but is shot like Cruise and his chasers are on hover bikes they fly around so much.  This is very exciting and almost saves the picture.  And for those who are curious, the John Woo doves do show up to pester everybody.  Ving Rhames returns from the first movie as the computer expert and must have worked maybe a week on this movie since he is very underused,  He pretty much plays the same character he always plays when he plays a sidekick. See Entrapment for comparisons.  He has one big scene where he tries to get away from a bomb, but it is not that great.  Anthony Hopkins plays the voice and the mission giver in the movie.  He has about 2 scenes on camera and the voice over when giving Ethan Hunt is mission assignment.  His best line is in the preview when he says that this isn't mission difficult, but mission impossible, so difficult should be a walk in the park.  I want to give this movie a bad review, but it is not that bad.   If it had at least one big action sequence in the first hour or 45 minutes, I could have felt better about the film.  The ending is pretty much cliched but adequate for what it wants to do.  The movie also has plot holes that would kill the movie if more obvious.  Just accept it. Ethan Hunt is a spy and has been trained to do everything and a Thandie Newton looks very believable as a world reknown thief.  She doesn't stick out at all or draws attention to herself ast she walks in tight black frilly dresses that show her entire legs.  Cutting off the fingertip of your right hand man will make him trust you all the more.  And if you want to impersonate a person all you have to do is have some great makeup and a little voice analyzer taped to your throat and you will not only sound like the person but be their exact height.   If you are 1 foot away from a bomb that is about to blow up in 5 seconds, you will have time to run away before getting killed.  And if you fight or run  in slow motion you can see the fists, kicks, and bullets in time to dodge them.  If you are a crazy madman, you will automatically be funded with millions of dollars to finance your headquarters and all of your electronic equipment to scan any people approaching your complex with bugs.  When you are filming a movie and your star says "yeah, I can climb that 2000 foot mountain side with little protection since I do it all the time" you just say sure no problem, roll it.  CGI masks look so much better on film than just regular pull away masks.  Thank goodness the bad guys had motorcylces for Hunt to ride since it would have been his ass if he had to do that whole bit at the end on foot.  Oh, and Hopkins gives Cruise the option to accept or not accept the mission, and Cruise accepts even though he is on vacation.  I guess there would not have been a movie if he had chosen "B" as his final answer.  Final Review:  2 1/2 stars out of 5; 6 out of 10; C+; thumbs up.  I was going to say thumbs down, but it is okay if you take it as a whole and not in parts.

DINOSAUR - FULL REVIEW

Disney tries to go the computer animation route this Summer and by the looks of the box office they have another huge hit on their hands.  Making $33.5 million in your second week is major staying power so the word of mouth on this movie is pretty strong and that is a bit surprising.  Like MI:2, I came out of this movie not liking it a whole lot.  I was disappointed.  Let me start with the stuff that is good, and then I will go into what went wrong with this ambitious picture.  The obvious thing that worked is the animation.  The dinosaurs, especially the lemurs are very well animated.  It does not look as real as a Jurassic Park or even a Discovery Channel dinosaur special, but it does look great.  Since the dinos and other animals talk, the animation of the beasts sticks out and takes away from any realistic feel you might get.  However, the backgrounds are all made up of composites of different areas of the world to create one image.  The Disney guys would take one part from Australia and one part from some African jungle and make one image and it worked.  You really can't tell when they do that.  The initial plot of a dino egg being transported across the land to a pack of lemurs to be raised as their own ala Tarzan and Jungle Book.  Just as you think they were going to do the why am I not like you bit, all Hades breaks loose as meteors bombard the Earth and destroys much of the land the creatures live.  The movie then becomes a quest for a sanctuary that may have survived the onslaught.  This catastrophe occurs about 25 minutes in and is very well done.  The movie could have ended there and even though it would have been a downer, it still would have been cool.  Up to this point the movie was great.  It was funny and cute and scatological.  You can ask for more, but that is sufficient.  Unfortunately Disney was budgeted and contracted to make an 85 minute movie so there was a lot of time to fill.  And what they did to fill that time was not very successful.  For the next 40 minutes it is a quest through the desert trying to find water and avoid carnotaurs who are the defacto T-Rexes of the movie. The trek is very slow and somewhat boring and the backgrounds that were so spectacular when the movie started just becomes the backlot of the Tatooine set in Star Wars.  The characters keep  complaining about the line of dinosaurs moviing too quickly and to slow down, not realizing that if they did slow down they would die anyway because of the heat or the other carnivorous dinos also trying to survive.  Della Reese and Joan Plowright play 2 of the dinosaurs that complain the most because of their age they cannot keep up.  D.B. Sweeny plays the lost dinosaur raised by lemurs who tries to make sure everyone survives to the next spot of water or land.  Samuel Wright who played the crab in Little Mermaid plays the voice of the villain in Dinosaur.  He is known as Kron and is somewhat obsessed about finding the lost land of milk and honey.  He is portrayed as being mean and insensitive, but I understood his pain.  He was put in charge of this motley crew of animals and is doing his best to keep everyone alive, but he realizes that if they travel as fast as the slowest one, they will all die.  However, he is a bit gruff so he has to be the bad guy even though there really isn't a villain in this movie.  The carnotaurs are just trying to live like everyone else but they need to eat other dinosaurs to do that.  Natural selection sucks I guess.  This quest is all fine and good, but is a bit too slow to really succeed as dramatic.  This movie could have been masterpiece, but I feel that the making of documentary on the DVD will be more entertaining than this movie.  Final Review:  2 stars out of 5; 5 1/2 out of 10; C-; thumbs down.  If you see it, you will probably feel let down.  See the first 25 minutes, go out to the lobby for about a half hour and then come back or wait for the DVD and just watch the best parts.

Jackie Chan is back doing what Americans love to see him do.  Look awkward in the United States while some goofy American makes fun of him.  This looks to be Chan's second box office success here in the New World after Rush Hour made him a star in this country after being the top box office draw of Hong Kong Cinema.  This movie also was filmed in America and was not dubbed like the other less successful Chan releases were.  I like Chan's fighting style with the way he uses props and machinery to beat up bad guys.  It is always fun to see how he will use a stick to beat 6 guys coming at him at once.  However, I like his Chinese movie more because the fight scenes are better.  Rush Hour was good, but his battles in that movie are no where near as cool as his classic ones in Rumlne in the Bronx, Supercop, and First Strike.   Looking at the preview for this movie, I see a lot of little battles with cowboys and Indians, but I get the feeling that the fights may not be as well choreographed as I like.   I still may check this movie out in the next couple of weeks though.  Owen Wilson keeps showing up in movies, but he still can't get his name recognized by the general public.  If this movie is as successful as Rush Hour, it might do for Wilson what it did for Chris Tucker.  However, I have not seen Tucker in a movie since RH, so that  might not be the best comparison.  Wilson has been good in Anaconda and even the Haunting, and has a cult following with his work in Bottle Rocket, but he still probably best known as the guy who got swallowed by the anaconda with his face imprinted from inside of the snake's belly.  It is funny that the second biggest star in the movie is Lucy Liu from that awful Ally McBeal show.  I am not a big fan of hers, but I do not dislike her.  In fact, I like the Asian look in women, but I don't find Liu all that attractive.  I think it is because of that annoying show she is on that gives me this negative attitude.  She seems to have been practicing her karate in this movie as a preparation for her role in the upcoming Charlie's Angels with Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, and Bill Murray as Bosley.  I do plan to check that flick out.  Shanghai Noon looks to have a pretty good run at the box office.  I don't think it will do Rush Hour money but it should do a lot better than the last 3 Chan movies released in this country combined.  Heck, throw in Jet Li's Black Mask in that box office total as well.   

REST OF THE TOP 10 IN 10 - CAELIUS FABIUS MAXIUMS EDITION:

1.    "My name is Gladiator and I say bring it on Ethan Hunt!"

2.    "If Hunt entered my arena, I would have thee head on the tip of my sword!"

3.    "And if you bring your buddy, Luther, I will just have my boy Juba lay the smack down on your candy ass!"

4.    "I see Tom Green and his one ball trying to challenge me, the Gladiator."

5.    "I say thee nay, Tom Green!"

6.    "If a little nebish like Woody of Allen tried to steal from my home, I would cut him in half like a chariot riding whore bitch!"

7.    "A time machine is technology that is made by demons and will not be tolerated on my battlefield."

8.    "The 'splashes' you hear will be your blood hitting the floor of your metal fish vessel after I have smite thee!"

9.    "Your dancing will never get the thumbs up in the center stage of the Roman Colleseum!"

10.    "Ah it is good to see that women still know that they are good for giving birth in this time of wars in which we need as many strong soldiers to defend the sanctity of Rome!"

That's all I have for you this week in the Box Office Report.  I think Big Momma's House with Martin Lawrence comes out next week.  It has been advertised pretty heavily and should open pretty well but not enough to dethrone Mission Impossible 2.  Gone in 60 Seconds, Shaft, and Titan A.E. are all coming very soon and should heat up the box office totals and I might even check one or two of those out to see if they are any good.  Until next time, bye for now.

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