Sunday March 12, 2000

Movie Audiences Flock to 'Mars'

By Dean Goodman

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - In Hollywood, the formula for box office success is simple. Imperiled humans in outer space equals big audiences.

The latest beneficiary of this math is ``Mission to Mars,'' which blasted off in the top spot at the North American weekend box office with ticket sales of $23.1 million, according to studio estimates issued Sunday.

With an ensemble featuring Gary Sinise, Don Cheadle, Tim Robbins and a kindly Martian, director Brian De Palma's sci-fi extravaganza about a rescue attempt on the Red Planet pulled in audiences just as recent films such as ``Armageddon,'' ``Deep Impact,'' ``Independence Day'' and ``Apollo 13'' have done.

``The reviews were not favorable, but the public saw something in this movie and voted with their pocketbooks,'' said Chuck Viane, president of distribution at Buena Vista Pictures, the Walt Disney Co. (NYSE:DIS - news) arm that released the movie.

Among the negative reviews, Entertainment Weekly described the film as ``profoundly shallow.'' An audience at a preview screening last week hooted during scenes that were supposed to be serious.

Still, ``Mission to Mars'' earned more than the next four films combined, and accounted for about 38 percent of the total top 10 gross. It also marks the third highest March opener ever, after 1997's ``Liar Liar'' ($31 million) and 1990's ``Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' ($25 million). Its screen average of $7,564 was the highest in the top 10.

The only other new entry in the top 10 was director Roman Polanski's ``The Ninth Gate'' which opened at No. 2 with $6.7 million. The supernatural thriller stars Johnny Depp as an antiquarian book seller who has to track down two tomes with satanic powers.

Again, the reviews were caustic, which may have deterred Polanski's core audience in the 30-plus age bracket, said Steve Rothenberg, president of distribution at Artisan Entertainment. He predicted the movie would end up with about $20 million domestically, and would be a strong home video item.

The reigning champ for the last three weeks, ``The Whole Nine Yards'' slipped to No. 4 with $5.4 million, taking its 24-day total to $45.8 million. The profitable Bruce Willis mob comedy should end up near $60 million, said a spokesman for the film's distributor, Warner Bros.

According to Exhibitor Relations Co., which collects the studios' data, the top 12 films this weekend grossed a combined $67 million, down two percent from last weekend, but up 12 percent from the year-ago period when ``Analyze This'' was No. 1 for a second weekend.

``My Dog Skip'' (Warner Bros.), held steady at No. 3 with $6.0 million in its second weekend of wide release, up two percent. The total for the canine-themed kids' movie stands at $14.1 million, about double what it cost to make.

The two leading contenders for the best picture Oscar, ''American Beauty'' and ``The Cider House Rules'' each jumped four places.

``Beauty'' was No. 5 with $3.7 million, taking its 180-day total to $98 million. The DreamWorks SKG film is expected to pass the $100 million mark at the foreign box office this weekend.

``Cider House,'' released by Disney's Miramax Films unit, followed at No. 6 with $3.6 million and a 94-day total of $42 million.

The Danny DeVito black comedy ``Drowning Mona'' (Destination Films) fell three places to No. 7 with $3.5 million in its second weekend, and a 10-day total of $10.8 million.

Madonna's ``The Next Best Thing'' (Paramount Pictures) suffered the steepest decline in the top 10, dropping 42 percent and six places to No. 8 with $3.4 million. The romantic comedy's 10-day total is $10.6 million.

The sci-fi drama ``Pitch Black'' (USA Films) and the kids' comedy ``Snow Day'' (Paramount) tied for No. 9 with $3.1 million each. Their respective totals are $34.2 million after 24 days and $52.9 million after one month.

Artisan, DreamWorks and Destination are privately held. Warner Bros. is a unit of Time Warner Inc. (NYSE:TWX - news). Paramount is a unit of Viacom Inc. (NYSE:VIA - news). USA Films is a unit of USA Networks Inc. (NasdaqNM:USAI - news)

The top 10 movies at the box office:

LOS ANGELES, March 12 (Reuters) - Following are the top 10 movies at the North American box office for the March 10-12 weekend, according to studio estimates collected Sunday by Reuters. Final data will be issued Monday. .

1 (+) Mission to Mars ............$23.1 million

2 (+) The Ninth Gate ............. $6.7 million

3 (3) My Dog Skip ................ $6.0 million

4 (1) The Whole Nine Yards ....... $5.4 million

5 (9) American Beauty ............ $3.7 million

6(10) The Cider House Rules ...... $3.6 million

7 (4) Drowning Mona .............. $3.5 million

8 (2) The Next Best Thing ........ $3.4 million

9-(5) Pitch Black ................ $3.1 million

9-(6) Snow Day ................... $3.1 million

NOTE: Last weekend's position in parenthesis. + - new release.

JOHN L.: Lookie lookie, a movie has earned more than $20 million in its first week. Amazing.  I saw Mission to Mars this week and my full review is below.  I almost went to see Ninth Gate, but my moral fortitude came through and I continue to not support child molesters on the run from United States law enforcement.  Everything else in the top ten is continuing to rot.  Snow Day is heading out of the top ten and American Pie is back in the top 5.  Strange week.  Let's get on with it.

Mission to Mars was the number one movie this week by default.  There was just nothing else out there that would interest people.  It had a pretty good preview that got most of the point of the movie across along with some cool special effects.  There seems to be a new trend in movie monster attacks now.  Back in the early 90s it was the Abyss and Terminator 2 liquid alien effect.  Now it's the Twister or The Mummy sandstorm big mouth effect.  The main focus of the preview was to show this twirling maw eating people.  Don't be fooled. That Martian tornado is in one scene about 25 minutes into the film and it is never to be seen again.  It also is your only big action sequence in the whole picture.  There are other event moments, but they are more suspensful than thrilling.  In space, you move real real slow, so it can get a little boring when people are anxious but can't show the proper body language to get that point across.  The movie also tries to be more intellectual than it actually is.  There is a lot of talk about DNA and trajectories, and  mathematics to show that these characters seem to know what they are doing.  They don't really.  That's why they screw up more times than they are successful.  There is also some dumb dialogue that is used to set up a joke or to emphasize a tense situation.  At one point they are looking for survivors on Mars and they see 3 graves and the one character says that since there were not 4, then that character must be alive.  The person next to him makes the obvious observation that if there are only 4 people and 3 graves, if the 4th one is dead then there would be no one left to bury them.  No reason for that bit to be in the movie.  I don't want to give away much of the movie, but I will tell you the things that annoy me that don't give away too much of the plot.  The movie takes place in the years 2020 to about 2022.  However, everything in this future looks like things do today or even 10 years ago.  It saddens me that writers of movies like this think that 2020 will look the same as things now.  Back in the day 2020 was flying cars and colonization of the moons Saturn.  It is also the year in Star Trek history in which television was discontinued.  Data mentioned it once in the first season of Next Generation and it's bugged me ever since.  This Mars mission is made up of the same crappy technology we use now to send up probes that get lost all of the time.  Another thing that bugs me about the movie is the points of reference the characters make. One person is a fan of Flash Gordon, another listens to Van Halen, and the other reads Treasure Island to his kid at night. Huh?  It's the year 2020 for gosh sakes. A person the age of these characters about 30 to 50 would not really use Flash Gordon or Van Halen as influences.  They would have been inspired maybe by the Star Trek stuff, Star Wars, and science fiction novels.  The likes of Flash Gordon are not as popular as they were for the astronauts that were part of the Right Stuff in the 1960s who could relate to Flash Gordon and Captain Video.  Also, I wish writers would make stuff up more.  It's 2020, think up a new music sound, a new popular author, different kinds of science fiction that inspired these people to become astronauts that could land on other planets.  Nothing drives me crazier than a sci fi story that takes place 2 hundred years in the future and they constantly talk about the 20th century or how they love to listen to Bach.  It's an elitist attitude that is not realistic.  I just wish these movies would be more imaginative and not base everything on someone else's ideas.  Those writers they quote and rip off became famous because they made up those new ideas.  The ones that copy them are mostly forgotten.  Originality sells.  And that is the other problem with MTM.  It rips off every sci fi movie made in the last 30 years.  There is even a "what are you doing Dave?" sounding computer.  Heck, there is even a scene that is very derivative of the video game Final Fantasy 8 for Playstation.  Shades of Contact, E.T., and that O.J. Simpson classic, Capricorn One.  Doing that makes the movie quite predictable.  There are no surprises and as the movie heads for its lackluster climax, you know exactly what will happen.  Martians and Earthlings are more alike than you might think.  A Martian does show up in the film and about 10 seconds after if makes it's appearance it is already annoying to look at.  It is also very computer generated looking.  It does not look like it is there with the actors at all.  The layman would call it a good special effect and a cool alien.  I call it CGI crap.  I am being pretty hard on Mission to Mars, but in all complete honesty, I did not despise it.  I am a fan of space travel movies set in the real world and the slow moving suspense scenes were decent enough.  My main criticism is that it did not have any new ideas to share.  If you want to see a good Mars movie rent Invaders from Mars (1953).  Mars Attacks was okay but a bit too silly.  War of the Worlds the movie and the radio show are cool as well.  Not many good benevolent Mars movies though.  E.T. and Close Encounters are good for the "they come in peace" fans.  If you want to see a good realistic space movie, Apollo 13 is decent but predictable if you know the history.  However, if you have to see a Gary Sinise movie this week, I think this one is better than Reindeer Games even though I have not seen RG.  Final Review:  2 stars; 5 1/2 out of 10; C-; thumbs down.   Pitch Black was better.

The Ninth Gate marks the return of Johnny Depp after a pretty good run with Sleepy Hollow. He is still diving right into the occult again with the search for a book that will allow Satan to say howdy.  I guess the producers did not check out the box office take of End of Days.  This also marks the return of Roman Polanski who is still banish'ed from the United States for having sex with a 13 year old girl back in the 1970s. I don't understand how he is still allowed to make movies and if Johnny Depp and Frank Langella can reach him, how come the FBI can't?  This movie got the audience it did this week because of its dragging Depp to the ninth level of Hell trailer and its spooky voice overs.  What is the the thing that people have been killed over?  I must know.  Maybe not.  It seems that all the action is squeezed into its 2 minute trailer.  Polanski is not known for his fast moviing stories. He is known for making weird horror movies like his lovable Rosemary's Baby opus.  The mass audience loves to go see scary movies, but if they sense that they might suck, they will eventually completely abandon the effort.  Also, Satanistic stuff can be cool to look at, but it also means poor box office.  The planet Earth is quite religious, and even though Satan has his followers, the general public tends to avoid any prolonged contact with his legion.  Devil's Advocate, Stigmata, and End of Days all had their devilish moments, but they were not major money winners.  The core horror fans showed up, but the majority of the average public avoids these type of films and goes to pray in Sunday mass.  Too much Catholic guilt  I guess.  That's Satan's secret.  He entices you with riches and eternal ecstasy, but then screws you in the end by taking it all away.  You end up standing on your head in a pile of dog poo no matter what. People don't like to sit in poo, at least for too long, so  they eventually just avoid it altogether.  That is why good seems to win out more than evil, because poo stinks.  Exorcist 1 was a cool movie.  You were only standing in poo about mid thigh on that one.  But after the sequels came out, it was time to go back to standing on your head again.  Satan is never good for you in the long run.  Praise God.

REST OF THE TOP 10 IN 10:

1.    My Dog Skip is now in the middle of the top 5 movies this week.

2.    MDS cost around $7 million and has doubled its money.

3.    That Malcolm in the Middle kid is the next Haley Joel Osment.

4.    Looks like Willis got sacked for a loss this week.

5.    Matthew Perry is still poison at the box office.

6.    American Beauty and Cider House Rules are now the front runners for the best picture Oscar.

7.    Drowning Mona is a title much like Madonna's movie last week, living up to its name magnificently.

8.    The Next Best Thing is just another movie that is no longer on Miss Ciccone's resume.

9.    The lights are almost turned out on the box office of Pitch Black.

10.    So long Snow Day, you made Chevy Chase a happy man.

Before I end this amazingly well traveled web site, I want to mention the passing of 2 great character actors. John Colicos who played the first Klingon villain on Star Trek, Kor, and reprised the role on Deep Space Nine as well as Count Baltar on Battlestar Galactica.  I was a big fan.  He did some movies, but he will be more famous for his television work. I shall pour some "gak" in your memory Johnny. The other passing I have to mention is Charles Gray.  He had two major roles in his career.  My second favorite was his work in Diamonds Are Forever as Blofeld the cat loving villain of James Bond.  But my favorite role of his is as the Criminologist Narrator in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.  Here is a step to the riiiiight in your memory Chuck.  Both of these guys have given me much entertainment over the years and they will be missed.  Bye for now.

 

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